It's hard out there for a mack. Cops always hasslin' you on the streets, disrespectful hos everywhere, and with our current economic downturn gold chains are getting more expensive by the minute. But here's one thing that'll make pimpin' easy, no matter what folks might say about how it ain't:
The original iPimp - The #1 Pimp Slapplication & the only Mack-lication sweepin the nation that's guaranteed to be immune to inflation.
Remember, though- you've got to have game in order to be a playa. Here's how the story goes...
DON'T TAKE NO MESS!
EARN THAT DOLLAR!
FLASH AND FLEX!
KNOW THE SCORE!
With all this and so many laughs to gain what are you waiting for? Isn't it time you got in on the world's oldest profession? Act now. Operators are standing by...
* The makers of iPimp do not condone violence.