It's hard out there for a mack. Cops always hasslin' you on the streets, disrespectful hos everywhere, and with our current economic downturn gold chains are getting more expensive by the minute. But here's one thing that'll make pimpin' easy, no matter what folks might say about how it ain't:

The original iPimp - The #1 Pimp Slapplication & the only Mack-lication sweepin the nation that's guaranteed to be immune to inflation.

Remember, though- you've got to have game in order to be a playa. Here's how the story goes...

DON'T TAKE NO MESS!
Over a dozen exclusive "pimpisms."
Genuine pimp phrases, each one more hilarious than the next.

EARN THAT DOLLAR!
Couple smack-talk with the back of your hand in order to fatten your bankroll, increase your bling and much more. It's all so that you can...

FLASH AND FLEX!
Dress for success. The pimp that keeps count of the Benjamins is the pimp that keeps haters at bay.

KNOW THE SCORE!
What is a pimp without theme music? You'll never have to find out because you'll have your choice of 3 different pimp soundtracks, composed exclusively for iPimp by the acclaimed production team of Merrius & Martell.

With all this and so many laughs to gain what are you waiting for? Isn't it time you got in on the world's oldest profession? Act now. Operators are standing by...

* The makers of iPimp do not condone violence.